Rex Stories

Growing up
Max: Rex what are you going to be when you grow up? Rex: A wrestler!
Max: Are you going to wrestle dad? Rex: No mom I'm only going to wrestle bad guys!


Bulldog Wrestler
I put a new shirt on Rex with a bulldog on it that said Bulldog Athletics. He goes downstairs and about 3 minutes later Meadow comes upstairs and says, "Does it say he's a bulldog wrestler on Rex's shirt?"  I reply, "No, Why?" "Well he says it is!"  I tell him, "Rex that says Bulldog Athletics"  which he responds with, " No it says I'm a bulldog wrestler see?"


God, Squirrels and Thunder
There was a huge storm and Meadow was freaking out. John had tried to have a talk with her and told her that the rumbling of the thunder was just the Angels bowling in Heaven.  Well she apparently didn't buy it because she was still upset a little while later when the thunder was still going strong.  So Rex tells her, as if this would be super reassuring, Don't worry Meadow, that's just God shooting squirrels in Heaven! WHAT???